Today we will tackle the pressing issues of: Issue 1: The Coffee Machine Conspiracy, Issue 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts, and Issue 3: The Secret Plan to Take Over the Break Room.
Agenda Item 1: Conquer the conference room with an onslaught of pointless meetings.
Agenda Item 2: Develop an AI that can generate an endless stream of dad jokes.
Agenda Item 3: Infiltrate the supply closet and claim the last roll of toilet paper.
Remember: Our motto: "If it's not on the agenda, it's not worth doing."
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