Insurance

We don't actually offer insurance. But if you insist on pretending we do, here's a list of absurd coverage options:

• Magic Unicorn Insurance - Covers unexpected unicorn-related injuries.
• Insurance for Lost Keys - Covers the cost of replacing keys you misplaced on a Tuesday.
• Insurance for Excessive Napping - Covers doctor's visits due to excessive daytime napping.
• Insurance for Sudden Onset Couch Potato-itis - Covers the cost of emergency pizza delivery to your doorstep.