Underwater Hockey: Rules 1/3
Underwater Hockey is a sport that defies the laws of physics and good taste.
Rule 1: The Puck is a Fish
The puck used in Underwater Hockey is a real fish, with fins and scales and a tendency to swim away at inconvenient times.
- When the puck swims away, play continues as if it was still on the stick.
- The team that catches the puck gets a penalty.
Continue to Rule 2
Rule 2: No Diving Allowed
Diving is not allowed, except when the puck is on the stick, and you're not actually diving, you're just... stretching.
- Stretching is allowed, but only if you're really, really good at it.
- If you're not good at stretching, you might as well just be diving.
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Go to Rule 3
Rule 3: The Goalie Must be a Octopus
The goalie in Underwater Hockey must be a skilled octopus, capable of catching the puck with all eight arms.
- If the goalie is a regular human, they get kicked out of the game.
- If the goalie is an octopus, they get a bonus for every puck caught.
Meet the Octopushniks