Job Application Summary for "Do Nothing" Specialist

Job Title: Do Nothing Specialist

Job Summary: Seeking a highly skilled professional in the art of doing nothing. As a Do Nothing Specialist, you will have the unique opportunity to spend hours, days, and weeks doing absolutely nothing.

Responsibilities:

• Develop and implement comprehensive plans for maximum inactivity
• Conduct thorough research on the most efficient ways to procrastinate
• Provide expert guidance on the art of avoiding productivity
• Collaborate with cross-functional teams to create innovative excuses for not doing work

Requirements:

• Minimum 5 years of experience in doing nothing
• Proven track record of achieving nothing in previous positions
• Excellent communication skills (ability to explain why you haven't done anything)
• Ability to work independently (or as part of a team, but only if absolutely necessary)

Benefits:

• Comprehensive benefits package (includes 100% paid vacation time)
• Flexible work hours (you can work in your pajamas, if you want)
• Opportunities for career growth (in the fields of napping, browsing cat videos, and playing video games)

How to apply:

Send your resume, cover letter, and a detailed explanation of your favorite hobby (doing nothing)

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