Relaxation Techniques

Because who needs actual peace of mind, anyway?

Here are some options for achieving the illusion of relaxation:

Option 4: Staring At The Ceiling

Focus your gaze upwards for 10 minutes, contemplating the infinite possibilities of dust motes.

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