Speed Bongin' is a delicate dance of tossing, catching, and juggling kitchen utensils while simultaneously reciting the entirety of "Hamsterdance" on repeat. It requires focus, coordination, and an iron stomach.
Step 1: Hold a spatula in your left hand, a whisk in your right, and a frying pan in your forehead.
Step 2: Juggle the spatula and whisk while whispering the words to "Hamsterdance" under your breath.
Step 3: Catch the spatula and whisk while simultaneously tossing the frying pan into the air.
Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until you have achieved culinary enlightenment.
For more advanced techniques, check out Pantry Rap, where you will learn to juggle 5-7 kitchen utensils while reciting the entirety of "The Wheels on the Bus" in reverse.
Remember, practice makes perfect, or in this case, perfect makes perfect practice.