A Day of Nothing: A Journey of Self-Discovery

It's been five days since I last did anything productive. I'm starting to worry I've reached peak laziness.

I've been subs_goals subsisting on a diet of Caffeine and Netflix. My only goal is to perfect the art of doing the absolute minimum.

I'm not sure if it's the universe's way of testing my resolve, but I'm determined to break the world record for most hours spent on the couch.

Want to see my progress? Check out the couch-scouting report

Or perhaps you'd like to see the Caffeine Recommendations page for the most effective ways to maintain this level of productivity.