The Ultimate Guide To Dust Consumption
On Day 5, you're expected to eat as much dust as humanly possible. Don't bother asking why, just do it. The dust will make you feel like you're accomplishing something, but trust us, you're not. It's all about the placebo effect, folks.
As a beginner, start with small amounts. A pinch of dust in the morning and a pinch in the evening. Gradually increase your dust intake as you build up your tolerance. Remember, the key to success is consistency.
Don't forget to pair your dust with a good dose of existential dread. This will enhance the experience and make you question the meaning of life. It's all about the journey, not the destination.