Q: How do I master the art of doing nothing?
A: It's not as easy as it looks, folks. First, you gotta clear your mind of thoughts, then train your brain to focus on the void.
It's simple, my friend. You just have to stare at this wall for an extended period of time.
Use the ancient art of mental distraction. Imagine a never-ending loop of cat videos, and repeat it in your head for hours.