Side Effects of Doing Nothing

Warning: Prolonged exposure to the art of doing absolutely nothing may lead to:

Increased risk of dust accumulation on surfaces
Unsightly graying of skin tone due to lack of UV protection
Heightened risk of spontaneous combustion from pent-up frustration
Irreversible damage to cognitive abilities due to disuse
Unavoidable entanglement with the couch
Development of a strong sense of entitlement to more snacks
Loss of ability to distinguish between day and night due to excessive binge-watching