Our Secret Sauce Recipe

Warning: This recipe is not for the faint of heart. It requires patience, dedication, and a strong stomach.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of regret
• 1/2 cup of disappointment
• 1/4 cup of existential dread
• 1/4 cup of crushing despair
• 1 dash of hope

Instructions:

1. Combine all ingredients in a deep, dark well
2. Stir counterclockwise for exactly 17 minutes
3. Sip slowly and deliberately, savoring the bitter taste

Side effects:

• Mild stomach cramps
• Temporary loss of appetite
• Increased risk of existential crisis

Not responsible for damages. Proceed at your own risk.

Reality Check: What Happens If You Don't Follow the Recipe

Emergency Room