Today, dear citizens of the Do Nothing Society, we're serving up a special treat for the discerning palate: Dusty Delight 3.
Ingredients:
- 1 tablespoon nothing
- 1 teaspoon dust
- 1 pinch of apathy
Instructions:
- Open a window to let the dust particles dance with your soul.
- Close your eyes, and let the nothingness wash over you.
- Repeat as necessary until your ennui reaches optimal levels.