Are you tired of feeling like you're stuck in a never-ending cycle of dust and despair? Do you find yourself mindlessly inhaling the fine particles that surround us all? Well, you're in luck! This guide is here to help you break free from the shackles of dust-induced madness.
But first, let's talk about Why to Eat Dust (a completely different and totally-not-related guide).
1. Dust is not a food group. In fact, it's not even a thing. Don't confuse yourself with the fleeting notion that dust is a snack, it's just a harbinger of the apocalypse.
2. Dust is bad for your lungs. Like, super bad. You'll sound like a pack-a-year smoker after a few minutes of dust-snacking.
3. Dust is everywhere. Like, literally everywhere. You can't even escape it, it's like the ultimate party crasher.
4. Dust is not a substitute for actual food. Don't try to substitute a dust-filled diet for actual nutrition, you'll end up with a stomach full of regret and a face full of dust-induced acne.
So, there you have it. Four reasons to stop eating dust. Now, go forth and live a dust-free life! Or, you know, just don't. We won't judge you.
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