You've Lost Your Edge

It's the day you've been dreading. The day where you have to face the music. Your training, your discipline, your perfectly-coiffed beard. Gone.

Don't worry, it's not all bad. You can still find a new hobby. Like extreme ironing or competitive snail racing.

Learn more about extreme ironing

Competitive snail racing: because who needs opposable thumbs, anyway?

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