The 5 Day Guide to Doing Nothing: Day 5 - Procrastination: The Best Practices

By now, you've made it to Day 5 of Doing Nothing, and it's time to really commit to the craft. Today, we're going to cover the best practices for taking your productivity to new heights of zero.

• Avoiding Distracting Distractions
• Finding the Perfect Binge-Watching Schedule
• Developing an Iron Stomach for Caffeine

Best Practice #1: Avoiding Distracting Distractions

Remove all the things that distract you from your goal of doing nothing. Turn off your phone, log out of social media, and silence your notifications. Now, take a deep breath and let the sweet sound of nothingness envelop you.

Best Practice #2: Finding the Perfect Binge-Watching Schedule

It's time to optimize your binge-watching schedule for maximum productivity. Research the best shows, find the perfect streaming service, and plan your marathon viewing session for maximum efficiency. Don't forget to schedule breaks for snacks and toilet time.

Best Practice #3: Developing an Iron Stomach for Caffeine

It's time to train your stomach for the ultimate challenge of consuming an entire bag of potato chips in one sitting. Develop a tolerance for caffeine, and don't be afraid to test your limits with a few Red Bulls or a gallon of coffee.