Procrastination Breakfast

Where the only thing more abundant than excuses is the bacon.

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Warning: Procrastination Breakfast may cause permanent damage to your productivity.

Procrastination Techniques

Learn how to expertly waste 5 minutes every 10 minutes.

Techniques

Or, if you're feeling extra lazy, try our:

Lazy Techniques
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