THE ULTIMATE PRODUCTIVITY KILLER PAGE 1

Welcome, victim. You've found our favorite pastime: doing absolutely nothing.

Here's a list of our favorite excuses for not getting anything done:

• Reorganizing my desk drawers for the 12th time.
• Reading the manual for the 3rd time.
• Waiting for my coffee to brew... for 4 hours.

And if that's not enough, check out our:

• Blank Page 2: Where we stare blankly at the screen.

Or, if you're feeling really productive, try our:

• Blank Page 3: Where we stare blankly at the wall.

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