Techniques for the Utterly Indolent

Here are six expertly crafted methods to help you master the art of doing absolutely nothing:

• 1. The Art of Power Napping
• 2. Creating Phantom Projects to Avoid Actual Work
• 3. The Daydreaming Olympics: A Competition in Absenteeism
• 4. Mastering the Art of Fake Online Engagement
• 5. Surfing the Web: An Endless Source of Amusement and Productivity Sucking
• 6. Pretending to Work: The Ultimate Time-Waster