Phantom Projects: A Guide to Doing Nothing

Are you tired of actually accomplishing things? Do you yearn for the freedom to stare at a screen all day, pretending to work on something? Look no further than Phantom Projects!

Here are some expert techniques for creating the perfect phantom project:

Phantom Project 1: The Blank Page

Open a new tab, create a new file, and stare at it. This classic technique is sure to waste hours, if not days, of your life.

Phantom Project 2: The Infinite Scroll

Open a social media page, and scroll through the void. Endless possibilities, endless boredom.

Phantom Project 3: The Browser Tab Swap

Open 10 tabs, switch between them every 5 seconds. This is guaranteed to confuse your brain and make you forget what you were doing.

Phantom Project 4: The Loop-the-Loop

Cut and paste the same code snippet over and over, watching it repeat itself ad infinitum. Time flies when you're not having fun.

Phantom Project 5: The Fake Meeting

Call a fake meeting with yourself, discuss nothing, and take no action. This is the ultimate productivity killer.

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