Are you tired of actually accomplishing things? Do you yearn for the freedom to stare at a screen all day, pretending to work on something? Look no further than Phantom Projects!
Here are some expert techniques for creating the perfect phantom project:
Open a new tab, create a new file, and stare at it. This classic technique is sure to waste hours, if not days, of your life.
Open a social media page, and scroll through the void. Endless possibilities, endless boredom.
Open 10 tabs, switch between them every 5 seconds. This is guaranteed to confuse your brain and make you forget what you were doing.
Cut and paste the same code snippet over and over, watching it repeat itself ad infinitum. Time flies when you're not having fun.
Call a fake meeting with yourself, discuss nothing, and take no action. This is the ultimate productivity killer.
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