Forecast Calculator 3000 9000

Because Who Needs Weather Forecasting?

Use our advanced, totally-not-bogus, totally-not-accurate forecast calculator to determine the likelihood of doing absolutely nothing today.

Enter your preferred level of productivity in the following format: "I will do X amount of things, but only if I have to." (e.g., "I will do 5 things, but only if I have to.")

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