In a land far, far away, where productivity went to hide, Zerbert was born. This legendary procrastinator was known for his uncanny ability to do absolutely nothing.
With a flick of his wrist and a twinkle in his eye, Zerbert could turn even the most daunting tasks into an all-day affair of binge-watching cat videos, browsing memes, and eating Cheetos.
But beware, for Zerbert's powers are not to be trifled with. His legendary procrastination has been known to bring entire nations to their knees.