Or, as I like to call it, "The Ultimate Form of Procrastination."
As I sit here, pondering the vast expanse of nothingness, I realize that the only thing that truly matters is the pursuit of irrelevance.
For what is the point of getting things done, when one can simply exist in a state of perpetual distraction?
Thus, I shall indulge in the sweet, sweet bliss of doing absolutely nothing, and reap the benefits of a life unencumbered by responsibility.
Want to learn more about the art of doing nothing?
The Spectrum of Avoidance: A Study in Futility
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