"Make Something Boring" Procrastination Recipe
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of existential dread
- 1/4 cup of crippling self-doubt
- 1/2 cup of creative paralysis
- A pinch of crippling ennui
Instructions:
- Combine all ingredients in a medium saucepan and stir until well mixed.
- Add a dash of apathy and serve.
- Consume in small portions, taking breaks to scroll aimlessly through social media.
Side effects may include:
- Temporary loss of productivity
- Permanent loss of motivation
- Sudden onset of ennui
Procrastination Variations:
For an added layer of complexity, try:
- "The Procrastination Surprise" - Add a dash of surprise and uncertainty to your recipe.
- "The Procrastination Extravaganza" - Multiply all ingredients by three and serve with a side of self-loathing.