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Extreme Pastry-Cooking Techniques: A Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Because who needs actual skill when you can just wing it? Welcome to the art of extreme pastry-cooking, where the most important ingredient is your ability to stare blankly at the kitchen wall.

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