Relaxation Techniques
Warning: The following techniques are not actually relaxing, but rather just a bunch of nonsense.
1. Staring blankly into space
Just sit there, staring at the wall, and let your mind go blank. It's like meditation, but without the meditation.
2. Playing video games for 12 hours straight
It's not a marathon, it's a relaxing activity. We swear.
3. Eating Cheetos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
It's like a never-ending yoga routine, but with cheese and dust.
4. Writing a 10,000 word essay on the meaning of life
Just write, write, write, and let the world outside melt away.
5. Watching cat videos on YouTube
It's like meditation, but with more purring and less enlightenment.