Procrastination Techniques

The Art of Doing Nothing

Today we're going to learn the art of doing nothing, and doing it with style. Or should I say, the art of not-doing, with style.

Technique #1: The Ancient Art of Browsing Cat Videos

Stare at cat videos all day, every day. It's a proven fact that watching cats play the piano will increase productivity... by 0%.

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Technique #2: The Lost Art of Making To-Do Lists

Make a list of all the things you should be doing, then promptly forget what you wrote it for. It's a productivity technique that's been around since the dawn of time.

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Technique #3: The Modern Art of Playing Video Games

Play video games all day, every day. It's a proven fact that playing games for 8 hours straight will increase your focus... by 0%.

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