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Procrastination Techniques for the Utterly Unproductive

When faced with a task that's just not worth the effort, try the Strategy of the 1000 Cats, where you imagine a thousand cats judging you for not doing the task, and then you're free to do whatever you please.

Or, if that doesn't work, try the Strategy of the Infinite Browser Tabs, where you open 50 tabs of YouTube, Reddit, and memes, and then wonder where the time went.

But, if all else fails, just call in the big guns: a 3-hour long video of catnip, and just let it consume your soul.

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