A comprehensive guide to achieving peak relaxation and maximum productivity avoidance.
Step 1: Create a to-do list, then immediately throw it away.
Step 2: Declare your current activity as "research" and spend 5 hours reading cat videos.
Step 3: Claim you're allergic to the task and take an extended break to play video games.
Step 4: Build a fort in your living room and defend it against imaginary enemies.
And remember, the most important rule of all: never, ever, do the thing you're supposed to be doing.
Want to learn more about the art of doing nothing? Check out:
Strategy 1: The Power of Binge-Watching TV, for when you just can't even.
Strategy 3: The Ancient Art of Napping, for when you're feeling sleepy.
Strategy 4: The Science of Doing Nothing While Looking Productive, for when you want to look like you're working hard but actually you're not.