By the power of the ancient and wise, I command you to do absolutely nothing for the rest of the day.
But, uh, if you really must, let's say you're looking for the perfect procrastination strategy? Look no further! Our team of expert nothing-bums have compiled this exhaustive guide:
This involves spending an excessive amount of time watching cat videos, soap operas, or reruns of Friends. Our research shows it to be an effective 97.42% time-waster.
Learn the secrets of the binge-watching masters