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Our experts in doing nothing have developed the most effective strategy ever conceived: the "5-Step Plan to Avoid Doing Anything Useful."
Surf the internet for 5 minutes to find a fascinating article on something completely unrelated to your work.
Learn MoreOr, you know, just scroll through memes. They're really engaging.
List 20 things you need to do today, but only do the last 3.
Get Organized!Remember, the more tasks, the more overwhelmed you'll feel, and the longer you'll put it off.
Grab a snack, watch cat videos, or play a game. Your brain will be refreshed, but not actually productive.
Recharge!Don't worry, we won't tell anyone you're wasting time.
Meet with your team to discuss the importance of meetings in general. This will fill your schedule with more meetings, and thus, more procrastination.
Meet Me!The final step. We promise.
Tell your boss you're working on a "high-priority" task, but secretly, you're scrolling through social media. The art of multitasking has never been so effective.
Congratulations! You've mastered the art of doing nothing.
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