At this point, you've mastered the basics: browsing Reddit, watching cat videos, and playing Solitaire for hours. But you're still stuck. You're a power user, a procrastination ninja. You need to take it to the next level.
Here are a few advanced techniques to keep you on track (not):
Break down your day into tiny, bite-sized tasks that are so small, you can't even be bothered.
Open multiple tabs or windows, and switch between them randomly. It's like playing a game of digital musical chairs, but with more cat videos.
Find a task that's vaguely related to the thing you should be doing, but still isn't it. Then, spend hours researching or planning or organizing that task, instead of actually doing it.