Strategies for the Utterly Uninspired
Today, we're going for the gold in the Olympic Games of Doing Nothing.
Here's the plan:
- Wake up 5 minutes later than you're supposed to.
- Scroll through social media for exactly 37 minutes, 14 seconds.
- Watch cat videos on YouTube, 3 times.
- Take a 30-minute break to contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.
- Return to work, only to realize you've forgotten the purpose of your task.
And that's just Day 5. Stay tuned for tomorrow's installment of "The Art of Procrastination"!
Read on for Day 6: The Ultimate Bailout