The Art of Bureaucratic Shuffle: A Procrastination Technique

Warning: Bureaucratic Shuffle may cause excessive eye-rolling, hair loss, and spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent brain damage.

Step 1: Create an endless loop of meetings

• Meet with your supervisor about meeting with your subordinate about meeting with your other subordinate.
• Discuss the meeting with your HR representative.
• Request a meeting with the CEO to clarify the meeting.

Step 2: Fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate

Name: Reason for Bureaucratic Shuffle: Submit

Step 3: Create a 50-page report on the non-existent problem

View Report

Step 4: Wait 6-12 months for approval

Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 ad infinitum

Infinite Loop Mode