Welcome to our extensive collection of comfort objects designed for the ultimate procrastination experience.
1. Gourmet Socks - Because who needs to do laundry when you can just buy new socks?
2. Plush Toys - For when you want to relive the comforting feeling of being a child, but with more debt.
3. Monthly Subscription Boxes - The ultimate comfort object that delivers new stuff to your doorstep every month, because who needs a social life?