The Art of Doing Nothing: A Guide to Procrastination

Welcome to the definitive guide on how to do nothing. Yes, you're in the right place.

Here's our strategy for buying stuff:

• Step 1: Find something shiny.
• Step 2: Buy it.
• Step 3: Put it on a shelf.
• Step 4: Stare at it.
• Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4.

You're doing great! Now, let's talk about toys. Which ones should you buy?

• Robot vacuum cleaner: Because who needs a social life?
• Drone with a camera: To document your lack of productivity.
• Virtual reality headset: To escape reality.
• Tablet with a subscription to every streaming service: To never be bored.

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