Declutter Your Socks: A Procrastination Guide

Step 1: Sort by color, then alphabetize by fabric content.

Step 2: Separate into categories: "Lost Forever", "Donate", "Wash and Fold", and " Wear with a Clear Conscience".

Step 3: Create a "Sock Drawer of Infinite Possibilities" for that one sock that will inevitably go missing.

Why bother? A cluttered sock drawer is just like a cluttered mind. Clear the clutter, clear the mind.