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Step 2: Develop a New Sleeping Position

Because let's be real, sleeping on the couch is overrated. Develop a new sleeping position that will make you the envy of all your friends.

Step 1: Choose a random object to rest your head on

Step 2: Develop a new sleeping position

Step 3: Innovate a new excuse for not getting out of bed

Step 4: Create a new sleep schedule that's completely unrealistic

Step 5: Convince yourself that you're actually a sloth and this is just your natural state

Some people say the key to developing a new sleeping position is to start with something simple. Like, say, a pile of laundry. No, no, I mean it's not just a pile of laundry, I'm talking about a majestic mountain range of clean laundry, expertly folded and arranged to cradle your weary head.

Others claim that the key is to experiment with different surfaces. Like, have you ever thought about sleeping on a trampoline? It's like a cloud, but without the risk of actually getting hurt or anything.

But the true key to developing a new sleeping position is to ignore all advice and just do whatever feels right. Like, have you ever thought about sleeping on a unicorn? It's like, totally a thing, and it's great for your back.

So, what's your new sleeping position going to be? The world is waiting with bated breath...

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