The Ultimate Guide to Procrastination

Distractions Tips and Tricks

Are you tired of actually doing work? Do you want to spend your days binge-watching cat videos instead? Look no further! Our expert team of professional procrastinators has compiled the ultimate guide to distractions, guaranteed to keep you from doing anything productive.

• Binge-watch cat videos on BingeworthyCatVideos
• Read the entire script of your favorite TV show, line by line, to "research" your character's motivation
• Misplace your phone charger in the freezer to ensure it's "charged" when you need it, but only after 3 hours of searching