The Definitive Guide to Procrastination: Episode 2

Chapter 1: The Science of Doing Nothing

Today, we're going to explore the fascinating world of doing nothing. That's right, folks, doing nothing is a skill that requires finesse, focus, and a healthy dose of apathy.

Did you know that the ancient Greek philosopher, Aristotle, was a master procrastinator? He would often spend hours staring at the ceiling, contemplating the meaning of life... and the meaning of nothing.

Aristotle contemplating the meaning of nothing

Chapter 2: Procrastination Hacks

Bonus Content: The 5-Step Procrastination Protocol

  1. Step 1: Set a timer for 30 minutes, and challenge yourself to do nothing for that entire time.
  2. ประก.Step 2: Browse cat videos on YouTube while maintaining eye contact with a blank wall.
  3. Step 3: Write a strongly worded letter to a friend explaining why you didn't do your chores.
  4. Step 4: Declare yourself the "Master of Doing Nothing", and have a parade in your living room.
  5. Step 5: Repeat Step 1, and then repeat,_goals repeat, until you've achieved the perfect state of flowery nothingness.

Join us next time for Chapter 3: "The Art of Procrastination in Extreme Sports"!