Are you tired of winning? Do you find yourself constantly wondering why everyone else is having fun and you're stuck playing the same boring games for the 12th time? Well, you're in luck! Our expert team of unseasoned gamers has compiled a list of tips specifically designed to ensure you continue to struggle in even the most basic of games.
Don't bother with that boring old plot or engaging story. Just focus on what's right in front of you. Literally. The floor. It's not like anything interesting is going to happen if you don't.
Read more about Tip #1It's not cheating, it's just... creative problem-solving. Just mash those buttons as fast as you can and hope for the best. Who needs strategy when you have reflexes?
Read more about Tip #2Why waste your precious time on boring old tutorials when you could be playing? Just jump right in and hope your character learns from their mistakes. After all, it's not like the game is going to get any harder.
Read more about Tip #3