Procrastination Strategies for the Utterly Utterly Inept

Learn to play the ukulele in 5 easy steps, or not.

• Step 1: Pretend to practice, but actually watch cat videos.
• Step 2: Get distracted by the majesty of your cat's fur.
• Step 3: Claim you have a "creative block" and spend hours re-arranging your desk.
• Step 4: Declare you'll "get back to it" after one more video game.
• Step 5: Realize you're actually a "free spirit" and abandon the ukulele altogether.

For more expert guidance, visit our subpage on Advanced Procrastination Techniques or our Procrastination Philosophy for the truly lost soul.