Step 1: Open a tab for "just one minute" to watch cat videos.
C;Step 2: Declare your language goals to a mirror, and stare intensely for 10 minutes.
Step 3: Pretend you're a polyglot, and claim to understand everything, even though you have no idea what's going on.
Step 4: Create a spreadsheet to track your progress, but don't actually do anything.Warning: Excessive use of procrastination strategies may lead to:
• Increased risk of getting lost in an endless loop of Wikipedia articles.
• Enhanced ability to recognize memes, but inability to remember what you learned.
• Irreversible damage to your social life.