Step 1: Gather materials: flour, water, salt, pretzel rods, and an existential dread of productivity.
Step 2: Mix and knead the dough, contemplating the meaninglessness of life while waiting for it to rise.
Step 3: Shape the pretzels into various forms, questioning the futility of creativity in a world devoid of purpose.
Step 4: Boil the pretzels in water, drowning your sorrows in the depths of an endless sea of uncertainty.
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