Step 1: Create a to-do list with nothing to do
Step 2: Justify your procrastination
Step 3: Develop creative avoidance techniques
Step 4: Take a 3-hour lunch (or longer)
Step 5: Nap Time: The Procrastinator's Friend
Underwear: The Ultimate Procrastination Tool
And, of course, the most important step: Celebrate Your Productivity (or Lack Thereof)