Multitasking Marathon: Tips and Tricks for the Utterly Indolent

Are you tired of doing one thing at a time? Do you find the concept of focus to be a myth perpetuated by productivity enthusiasts?

Look no further! Our Multitasking Marathon guide will show you how to do nothing with reckless abandon, while still appearing productive to your friends and family.

Step 1: Open Multiple Tabs

Start by opening 5-10 tabs in your browser. The more tabs, the merrier! Each tab represents a different distraction, waiting to be explored.

Don't worry about organization; we'll get to that later. For now, just keep clicking, clicking, clicking...

Read Tip 1: Open Multiple Tabs Read Tip 2: Avoid Email (or at least, pretend to) Read Tip 3: Watch Cat Videos (for Science!)