The Ancient Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing
At this stage, you're well on your way to becoming a true master of the art of stalling. You've mastered the basics, and now it's time to move on to more advanced techniques. Here's what you should be doing:
- Practice your ability to stare blankly at a screen for extended periods of time.
- Maintain a healthy level of confusion regarding the purpose of your task or project.
- Develop your skills in the art of pretending to be working while secretly browsing memes.
Advanced Techniques
For the more skilled staller, here are some advanced techniques you should be practicing:
- Learn to simultaneously scroll through multiple tabs while pretending to focus on one.
- Master the art of typing out 10 different drafts of a single sentence before finally deciding on one.
- Perfect the art of making excuses, including but not limited to: "I'm just taking a short break", "I'm waiting for my computer to turn on", and "The cat needs my help."
Remember, stalling is not just a skill, it's an art form.