Finding Motivation
Step 1: Stare blankly at a screen until you feel a surge of anxiety.
Step 2: Open a new tab to check cat videos.
Step 3: Pretend to be interested in a Wikipedia article until you've scrolled for 20 minutes.
Step 4: Declare, "I'm a creative person, I don't need structure!"
Step 5: Realize, "Wait, I'm not actually a creative person, and I'm just really bad at this."
Repeat Steps 1-5 until you've achieved a state of zen.
Optional: Take a 10-minute break to scroll through social media.
Optional: Eat a whole pizza by yourself.
Optional: Take a 2-hour nap.