Step 1: Find the most uncomfortable, oversized t-shirt. Yes, that one. Put it on.
Step 2: Stare at the closet for exactly 37 minutes, contemplating the meaning of life.
Step 3: Decide that organizing is overrated. Who needs neat piles, anyway?
Next up: Decluttering the Fridge
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous: Starting a Pony