Step 1: Find a more comfortable spot to procrastinate from, like your couch or the kitchen island, because, let's be real, you're not going to be doing anything productive from your desk.
Step 2: Open multiple tabs in your web browser and watch cat videos, check your email, and browse memes while simultaneously pretending to be "researching" your project.
Step 3: Set a timer for 30 minutes, and when it goes off, take a 15-minute break to grab a snack or scroll through your phone, because, priorities.
Step 4: Create a fake to-do list with tasks like "Learn to play the harmonica" or "Practice extreme ironing," and cross them off as you watch paint dry.
Step 5: When your boss asks why you're not working, tell them you're "in the zone" and that you're "focusing on a particularly challenging task that requires utmost concentration."
Step 6: Reward yourself with a trip to the nearest coffee shop, where you can waste even more time browsing through their free WiFi.
Step 2: Using Your Colleagues' Computer for 3 Hours Without Telling Them