Create a complex narrative to justify your procrastination. Make it a story of intrigue, drama, and self-actualization.
Choose wisely, and remember: the more convoluted, the better.
Read more about Option 1: "I'm allergic to productivity." Read more about Option 2: "I'm on a secret mission to observe the art of doing nothing." Read more about Option 3: "I'm a visionary, and my ideas need time to marinate."Warning: Prolonged exposure to overthinking can lead to: